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Arrr, ahoy, ok this mornin' Me went t' the dentist t' get my gold cap fitted, and then I started t' feel all strange and a tremblin' came all o'er me like I was verily a pirate - lots o' garhhs, stubble and mad crazy eye. A pence for an old man o'de sea? 'ery rough and ready but Me just couldn't help myself. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty, gar!
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